Showing posts with label South Africa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Africa. Show all posts

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Tim Stewart's World Cup Journal


They think it's all over
Germany 4-0 Argentina (03:07:10)

He's back back back. Tim Stewart was due to be flying back to England before the quarter finals. Which self respecting Englishman wouldn't want to hang back to see Germany finally get their comeuppance though. It wasn't as if they were going to knock their mandatory four goals in against Diego's boys was it, oh:

After a temporary World Cup reprieve, I saw the Germans demolish Argentina on Saturday. How do they do it? Not so long ago they lost a friendly in Berlin to a patched-up England side featuring the likes of Stewart Downing and Darren Bent. They also lost a World Cup warm-up at home to Argentina. As ever, they were mentioned as Cup contenders only in as much as 'You can never write off the Germans'.

What happens? For the second World Cup running, they have confounded the critics by producing, out of nowhere, the most attractive, swashbuckling attacking football of all. Unlike Capello's chokers, they have the fearlessness of youth and go for the jugular with ruthlessly direct counter-attacks. I went to Green Point hoping that Argentina's beautiful game would triumph over Teutonic efficiency. Instead, Messi and co were crushed even more humiliatingly than England.

Watching eight German goals live in a week could be considered bad for any Englishman's mental health and there was a distinct sense of deja vue. In the lead-up to kick-off, the stadium was a sea of blue and white with Argentines partying like they had already won the Cup and greeting Maradona like a cult leader. By the end, the Deutschland flags had appeared out of nowhere and it was the Germans who suddenly seemed to have taken over Cape Town last night.

Spain are my last hope of flair winning the day but the Germans are starting to look unstoppable. Much as I would love to see Durban, it is probably for the best that I am now due to fly out tonight ahead of the semi. You have to admire the Germans' achievements - but I don't need to see them all at close quarters. Mind you, I met an Aussie last night, who had seen them put four past all of his team, England and Argentina.

Idling away my days in Cape Town, I checked out Africa's smallest bar, the Workshop in Hout Bay, and got a lift over a spectacular mountain pass with a biker. I also found myself in somewhere called the 'Kink Bar', which has burlesque videos running on a giant screen and cocktails with names like 'The Fetish' and 'The Anonymous Fondle'.

Subject to getting on a BA standby flight tonight, it looks like my World Cup has now finally run its course. There's people on the pitch. They think it's all over. It is now (as Klose scores again).

Bafana Tim


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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Fatboy Slim World Cup Tour Diary

The Funk Goal Brother

Welcome to the launch of European Football Weekends World Cup 2010 coverage. Woof! Wooosh! *explosion of fireworks and tickertape* And relax. Actually, don't relax just yet because guess who we've jumped into bed with to bring you a World Cup Tour Diary from throughout the first weeks of the greatest show on earth. Only Fatboy Slim - no introduction necessary. Get the fireworks back out - Showbiz Ed.

Fatboy Slim - or Norm as we shall be calling him - will be appearing at the following gigs and reports (mainly about the football) in the form of a tour diary - written by his friend of 30 years Stuart Mair who will be accompanying him - will appearing at regular intervals on these very pages:

15th June - Wild Waters, Boksburh - South Africa
16th June - Durban, Kingsmead Cricket Ground -South Africa
17th June - Cape Town, La Med - South Africa
18th June - Cool Britannia, International Convention Centre, Cape Town - South Africa

20th June - Plettenburg Bay - South Africa
22nd June - Port Elizabeth, St Georges Park - South Africa

As well as watching six games, Norm will be following up his good work in the Coaching for Hope scheme. this is an innovative scheme in which FA football coaches are sent out to Africa to teach both football and raise awareness of HIV. They replace jelly shoes with trainers and take with them a huge number of football shirts. Brighton and Hove Albion, QPR, Everton and Hull City and the FA are involved.

Norm has become the semi-official DJ for the England team having taken up similar duties at previous World Cups and European Championships. So pop back now and again as we'll be bringing that diary as well as a few other articles written from EFW Towers back in Blighty. Hold onto your hats, this could and should be quite a ride.

For ticket and other details see the Fatboy Slim Official and MySpace sites.

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