I'll be in Scandinavia until Monday. I've assured the wife it's a cultural trip and that but rules are rules as you know. As such, I've managed to negotiate the squeezing in of a couple of games in Denners and Sweden respectively. On Saturday I'll be at Malmo IFK v Nosaby IF and on Sunday I travel with the Blue Vikings of Lyngby to FC Vestsjælland. The later is in a town called Slagelse. Nothing funny about that. Arf.
You can follow my adventures on the EFW Twitter feed which has suddenly gained a few hundred new followers after recent mentions on The Guardian website and our interview with the Football Ramble.
In the meantime, can I point you in the direction of a fantastic new blog which has surfaced prior to the World Cup. A couple of lads are buying up beers from all 32 competing teams and aim - after several bouts of watery mouth - to find the world's best beer. The blog is called Cup of Good Hop it's bloody funny.
See you on the other side.